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Sharks vs. Windmills is an independent satirical publication dedicated to exposing the extraordinary absurdities of imaginary royal politics, suspicious windmills, overfunded shark committees, and the Silicon Kraken.

All stories are presented for humor, parody, commentary, and entertainment.

King Jake III, the Royal Shark Committee, and other fictional institutions depicted on this website are satirical creations. Any resemblance to actual events or individuals may be intentional for purposes of parody.

No sharks were consulted during the preparation of this disclaimer. The windmills declined to comment.